Ace of Spades HQ

In Case You Missed It: Curtis Got Slapped!!!

—Ace

This is the funniest thing on the Internet since the last funniest thing on the Internet. Like, Cee Lo or something.

If you missed it, do yourselves a favor and check it out. There is a racial edge to it, so maybe read it after work, but do try to get to it.

To tease it: A black kid got slapped, BY A WHITE TEACHER!!!, at school, for fighting. The mother is hyper-racial, insane, and basically is raising her kid like a veal — she seems to think he shits rubies and starshine — so of course she dashes off a 40 page letter, declaring this WORST OUTRAGE SINCE THE TUSKEGEE EXPERIMENT (heavily referenced in the letter) and presents a bill for hundreds of thousands of dollars, and demands for yearly first-class tickets and accomodations to Disneyland and a host of other vacation spots, all for damaging her intellectual property, her son, after whose name she never fails to append a (C) copyright notice, to make it all legal-like.

And then goes on to CC Barack Obama and dozens of other elected officials and civil rights leaders and gadflies like Cornell West.

It’s a scream. Every time I read it I find some new lunacy of hers that makes me chuckle.

hillarious…

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