Genius Jackson Jr: Amend the Constitution to make everything free
According to Genius Jackson, Jr, we need to change the Constitution to give everyone a free house, free medical care, free educations, free iPods and free laptops.
Why stop there? You left out free cars and free gasoline. Free wide screen televisions and free HBO. Free Grand Slam breakfasts at Denny’s and free dinners at Outback Steakhouse. Free smoothies at Jamba Juice. Free shirts. Free underwear.
In fact, we’re pretty sure Genius, Jr. thinks everything should be free except elections.
is there something in the water in Illinois or what?